“Think about when you watch dogs take a poop,” says Goldstein. According to Goldstein, a clean anus starts with a good diet.įor inspiration, look no further than your dog. Hate to say it, but anal hygiene begins well before you even think about entering the bathroom. We talked to the premier butt doctor himself about all things anal hygiene, because no matter who you are or what you’re putting up your butt, it should be clean. Goldstein is here to teach you everything your potty trainers missed, and there’s more to it than bidets and douching. Nobody teaches us that we shouldn’t be using wet wipes,” he tells InsideHook.įortunately, Dr. “Nobody teaches us the right way to shit. Evan Goldstein, renowned anal surgeon and founder of Bespoke Surgical and sexual wellness brand Future Method. “The reality is that nobody teaches us these things,” says Dr. But don’t worry, it’s not really your fault. A few weird, dystopian phases of coronavirus ago, when toilet paper supplies were treacherously low and few of us could be sure where our next roll was coming from, the bidet discourse was as inescapable as sourdough starters.ĭuring this time, the thought may have occurred to you, “Wait, should I have been washing my asshole all along?” The answer is yes, and even if you have been, there’s a not insignificant chance you’ve been doing it wrong anyway.
